Oh, hello there.
If you think this post is going to be about my recent sexual encounters, well… you’re right.
I’ve had a lot of action recently. What can I say? It’d been awhile, and I needed to do something about it.
So Melissa and I booked a trip to Jeju-do, South Korea’s hidden gem, the “Honeymoon Destination,” the “Hawaii” of Korea.
We flew out from Seoul on a Friday night after work. We left around, oh, 7:30pm. We arrived in Jeju (also known as Cheju) at about 9? I think? And the flights are relatively cheap. Even in peak season, which is, erm, now. I think we paid about $160 for a return flight. Not bad for a trip to “Hawaii.”
Now, in perfect Melissa and Kristina style, it was pouring rain when we arrived (isn’t it always?). Didn’t matter. We had an awesome evening watching World Cup games in a small and delicious galbi joint near our friend’s place, which is where we were fortunate enough to crash for the weekend.
The next morning our fabulous host was off to race up the Jeju volcano while us lazy-bums slept in. When we (eventually) awoke, our first order of business was to get some lovin’.
And lovin’ we got. In every possible inanimate definition of the word.
“Jeju Loveland breaks the traditional taboos surrounding love (and there are a lot of them in Korea), and is a place where the visitor can appreciate the natural beauty of love.”
Did we ever appreciate the natural beauty of love. And did we ever attract a random Korean dude. A man who happened to be more than willing to pose in pictures with us. Nevermind the fact that he was there with his WIFE. Ahh. 
Have a seat!
Oh, look. It’s the Panty Tower!
Haha.
Oh, and, wait a second! Is that two boys?
Oh! Loosen up, Korea! : )
This next one…. We had absolutely no idea what we were getting ourselves into…
Oh dear. It’s like one of those commercials you know you should turn away from, but…
Ahhh…. Thanks, Korea. I was doing awesome with my celibacy until now.
Might as well get it on with a few inanimate objects? When in Jeju?
Loveland:
Jeju-do, South Korea: http://www.jejuloveland.com/index.html
Hours of Operation: 9am – midnight
Ticket Sales: 9am – 11pm
Admission: 7,000 KRW
Age: 18 and above. A recreation and play area is available for minors while adults enjoy the park.
Address: 680-26 Yeon-dong, Jeju-si, Jeju-do, South Korea
Phone: (+82) 64-712-6988
Directions: See map –>
Enjoy!! ;)
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Loveland is quite something isn’t it? The small dioramas look new. We’ve not seen those before! What else did you do no Jeju apart from visit Loveland?
Didn’t do much else on Jeju aside from Loveland and the lava caves… I hope to go back again one day, though! It was pouring rain most of the time we were there. We headed out to Sunset Island, but it was all foggy and we couldn’t see it. :( Did you get up to anything exciting out there?
Ahaha this is so awesome! I don’t know how you manage to look so cute and innocent while sitting in a giant crotch haha.
Bahahaha. Seriously. I don’t know how I managed to look so normal either!
Wow.. that’s some island trip. Part of me can’t imagine that such a place exists.
The other part of me gives that part a smack upside the head and tells it to get real.
Haha. Yeah. Pretty incredible place. ;)
I love it! I was just in Jeju and I should have gone, but I’m glad I got to see some pictures of it.
It was hilarious! You’d have loved it. Thanks for the comment!
This is so amazing. My boyfriend and I were in Korea last May and oh how I wish we saw this while we were there!!! Is this ON Jeju Island??
Maybe we’ll have to make a trip back just to see this awesomeness.
Great pictures.
xo
Yes, it’s right on Jeju island. The most unique theme park I’ve ever been to, to say the least! Definitely worth a trip back there if you can swing it :). Thanks for the comment! x
You look so pretty in the pictures. It is a sex park, but without taboos.
Dear Kristina,
while browsing about Jeju Island (and drinking green tea from there) I got to your blog…
I have smiled a lot of times and maybe I will be in Jeju someday…
XOXO from germany ;) – Maik –